http://spiritualmessenger.forumotion.com/humour-f22/-t1.htm   Have a joke or something funny to share ... this is the place! Mon, 02 Nov 2009 21:06:48 GMT 10 http://i13.servimg.com/u/f13/11/74/91/13/aum10.gif http://spiritualmessenger.forumotion.com/humour-f22/-t1.htm http://spiritualmessenger.forumotion.com/humour-f22/evolution-protoplasmic-crud-video-t939.htm Akindra
I thought this video was so worth sharing - so funny yet so true.

Hope you enjoy.

]]> Humour Mon, 02 Nov 2009 21:06:48 GMT http://spiritualmessenger.forumotion.com/humour-f22/evolution-protoplasmic-crud-video-t939.htm#1817 http://spiritualmessenger.forumotion.com/humour-f22/evolution-protoplasmic-crud-video-t939.htm http://spiritualmessenger.forumotion.com/humour-f22/carrot-egg-coffee-t932.htm Akindra A young woman went to her mother and told her about her life and how things were so hard for her. She did not know how she was going to make it and wanted to give up She was tired of fighting and struggling. It seemed as soon as one problem was solved, a new one arose. Her mother took her to the kitchen. She filled three pots with water and placed each on a high fire. Soon the pots came to boil. In the first she placed carrots, in the second she placed eggs, and in the last she placed ... Humour Thu, 17 Sep 2009 19:45:25 GMT http://spiritualmessenger.forumotion.com/humour-f22/carrot-egg-coffee-t932.htm#1779 http://spiritualmessenger.forumotion.com/humour-f22/carrot-egg-coffee-t932.htm http://spiritualmessenger.forumotion.com/humour-f22/a-comparitive-of-sprituality-and-computers-t798.htm Akindra Hi all - didn't know whether to post this in humour or inspirations? LOL - but it's a good analogy. Hope you like. YOGA, COMPUTERS AND FOUR LEVELS OF CONSCIOUSNESS By Swami Jnaneshvara Bharati I am not the picture on my computer monitor. I am electricity. I am not the processing in my microchip. I am electricity. I am not the data on my hard drive. I am electricity. I am the life in all of these three. I am the electricity. A MODEL FOR MEDITATION: The computer can be ... Humour Sun, 11 Jan 2009 19:22:11 GMT http://spiritualmessenger.forumotion.com/humour-f22/a-comparitive-of-sprituality-and-computers-t798.htm#1539 http://spiritualmessenger.forumotion.com/humour-f22/a-comparitive-of-sprituality-and-computers-t798.htm http://spiritualmessenger.forumotion.com/humour-f22/fasting-feasting-t553.htm Akindra “Fasting is possible. You can stay without food for a week or ten days. Feasting is also possible. You simply go and eat all you want. Many people are really fast when they end their fast. They are fast in getting to the refrigerator.”


Swami Satchidananda on the need to follow the “middle path” ]]> Humour Sun, 24 Aug 2008 11:23:48 GMT http://spiritualmessenger.forumotion.com/humour-f22/fasting-feasting-t553.htm#1156 http://spiritualmessenger.forumotion.com/humour-f22/fasting-feasting-t553.htm http://spiritualmessenger.forumotion.com/humour-f22/love-installation-software-t468.htm Akindra Tech Support: Yes, . how can I help you? Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install Love. Can you guide me through the process? Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed? Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready. What do I do first? Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your Heart? Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it okay to ... Humour Wed, 25 Jun 2008 06:29:52 GMT http://spiritualmessenger.forumotion.com/humour-f22/love-installation-software-t468.htm#944 http://spiritualmessenger.forumotion.com/humour-f22/love-installation-software-t468.htm http://spiritualmessenger.forumotion.com/humour-f22/london-times-obituary-of-the-late-mr-common-sense-t461.htm Akindra Interesting and sadly rather true. 'Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived ... Humour Mon, 23 Jun 2008 01:38:39 GMT http://spiritualmessenger.forumotion.com/humour-f22/london-times-obituary-of-the-late-mr-common-sense-t461.htm#934 http://spiritualmessenger.forumotion.com/humour-f22/london-times-obituary-of-the-late-mr-common-sense-t461.htm http://spiritualmessenger.forumotion.com/humour-f22/good-christian-t375.htm Sarveswara As I walked down the busy sidewalk, knowing I was late for an important meeting, my eye fell upon one of those unfortunate, homeless vagabonds that are found in every city these days. Wearing what can only be described as rags, carrying every worldly possession in two plastic bags, my heart was touched by this persons condition. Some people turned to stare. Others quickly looked away as if the sight would somehow contaminate them. Recalling some long ago Parochial School admonition to ... Humour Wed, 21 May 2008 07:41:10 GMT http://spiritualmessenger.forumotion.com/humour-f22/good-christian-t375.htm#760 http://spiritualmessenger.forumotion.com/humour-f22/good-christian-t375.htm http://spiritualmessenger.forumotion.com/humour-f22/god-loves-blondes-too-t362.htm Sarveswara GOD LOVES BLONDES TOO A blonde finds herself in serious trouble. Her business has gone bust and she's in dire financial straits. She's so desperate that she decides to ask God for help. She begins to pray...'God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lotto.' Lotto night comes, and somebody else wins it. She again prays... 'God, please let me win the lotto! I've lost my business, my house, ... Humour Wed, 14 May 2008 09:32:11 GMT http://spiritualmessenger.forumotion.com/humour-f22/god-loves-blondes-too-t362.htm#728 http://spiritualmessenger.forumotion.com/humour-f22/god-loves-blondes-too-t362.htm http://spiritualmessenger.forumotion.com/humour-f22/an-explanation-of-life-very-serious-t304.htm Akindra The Story of Life On the first day, God created the dog and said: You will sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.' The dog said: 'That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?' So God agreed. On the second day, God created the monkey and said: 'Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life ... Humour Wed, 23 Apr 2008 08:23:58 GMT http://spiritualmessenger.forumotion.com/humour-f22/an-explanation-of-life-very-serious-t304.htm#601 http://spiritualmessenger.forumotion.com/humour-f22/an-explanation-of-life-very-serious-t304.htm