GOD LOVES BLONDES TOO
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GOD LOVES BLONDES TOO
GOD LOVES BLONDES TOO
A blonde finds herself in serious trouble. Her business has gone bust and she's in dire financial straits.
She's so desperate that she decides to ask God for help. She begins to pray...'God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lotto.'
Lotto night comes, and somebody else wins it.
She again prays... 'God, please let me win the lotto!
I've lost my business, my house, and I'm going to lose my car as well.' Lotto night comes and she still has no luck.
Once again, she prays.'My God, why have You forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house, and my car. My children are starving. I don't often ask You for help, and I have always been a good servant to You. PLEASE let me win the lotto just this one time so I can get my life back in order.'
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open.
The blonde is overwhelmed by the voice of God himself...
'Sweetheart, work with Me on this... Buy a ticket.'
Lol ... Thanks Whitecloud for this joke ... teehee.
A blonde finds herself in serious trouble. Her business has gone bust and she's in dire financial straits.
She's so desperate that she decides to ask God for help. She begins to pray...'God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lotto.'
Lotto night comes, and somebody else wins it.
She again prays... 'God, please let me win the lotto!
I've lost my business, my house, and I'm going to lose my car as well.' Lotto night comes and she still has no luck.
Once again, she prays.'My God, why have You forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house, and my car. My children are starving. I don't often ask You for help, and I have always been a good servant to You. PLEASE let me win the lotto just this one time so I can get my life back in order.'
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open.
The blonde is overwhelmed by the voice of God himself...
'Sweetheart, work with Me on this... Buy a ticket.'
Lol ... Thanks Whitecloud for this joke ... teehee.
Last edited by Sarveswara on Wed May 21, 2008 10:58 am; edited 1 time in total
Re: GOD LOVES BLONDES TOO
LOLOL - I love blonde jokes!
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Re: GOD LOVES BLONDES TOO
LOL LOL LOL
I havnt been here for awhile, and just when i need a good laugh i get one!!
Very funny indeed!!
I havnt been here for awhile, and just when i need a good laugh i get one!!
Very funny indeed!!
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